You're being trained for the Killer Kiwi army! Which will surely take over the world, once they manage to pass a single simulated training test... what could go wrong? 

Resist your evil trainer, Mr. Guy, and expose his incompetence by finding a way to fail Each. And. Every. Single one of his tests!! (No kiwis are actually harmed in this process as deaths are also simulated.)

Controls: A, D - move, SPACE to jump, F to pick up/put down objects, ESC to pause (music/sfx volume, restart)

Game by: Ann33 (me), tehbigmac, Sea Grapes, XendyOS